Ben’s 30 Deet “Wilderness Formula”
Hey! What a cool and trendy orange bottle. Hopefully this will help me not get bit by a million mosquitos… Hmm maybe I should read this microscopic instruction panel on the back of the bottle.
Oh dear God…Distinctive water-based DEET insect repellent formula that contains no alcohol. Provides protection for the entire family.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Read and follow all directions and precautions on this product label. Shake well. Remove protective cap and spray on all exposed skin areas, keeping nozzle pointing away from face. Do not inhale. Do not apply over cuts, wounds, or irritated skin. Do not apply near eyes and mouth. Apply sparingly around ears. Do not apply to children’s hands. Do not allow children to handle this product. When using on children, apply to your own hands and then put it on the child. Use just enough repellent to cover application of this product. Do not use under clothing. Avoid over-application of this product. Wash hands after applying. After returning indoors, wash treated skin with soap and water. Wash treated clots before wearing again. Do not spray in enclosed areas. For ticks and chiggers, apply to shoe tops, socks, and around openings in clothing. Repeat as needed. Disposal: If partly filled: Call your local solid waste agency or 1-800-CLEANUP for disposal instructions. Never place any unused product down any indoor or outdoor drain.
WHAT IS IN THIS BOTTLE? And why would I want it anywhere near my body. To quote S: “The goal is to make yourself SO toxic that nothing ever wants to live near you.” So I guess that’s the trick… make yourself a horribly toxic and poisonous walking DEET ball. I’ll take Malaria?
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