Step One: Observe the strange fruit, ask yourself, how do I eat this?
Step Two: Open the fruit. Do this by twisting or digging your nail into the side. For those who have difficulty doing this, lamely resort to cutting it with a knife.
Step Three: Take a moment to compare the inside of the litchi to things like: a booger, an eye ball, a fetus, etc. Do this every time you eat a litchi.
Step Four: Put litchi in mouth. Remark on how it feels exactly the way it looks, but enjoy it nevertheless. Take picture of self. Have Malagasy program leader sarcastically tell you that you look really pretty, in Malagasy. Who knew they were so sarcastic?
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