Thursday, March 31, 2011

Mahajunga Nights

I guess sometimes I forget how much I’ve had to adjust to living here and how many things I’ve already gotten over. For example:

1.       Today at lunch we watched a rat run past our table in the restaurant. No one really cared and we laughed that it was better that the rat was running around the restaurant than prancing around in our food in the kitchen.

…But on the other hand, last night, while on the phone with my mom, sitting on the ground outside of my house, three rats charged at me, running out of the corn stalks in our backyard, and I completely flipped backwards on concrete ground to avoid them as my host family laughed at me from inside. Hey, whatever, those things are fast and carry the plague WHICH IS RAPANT IN NORTHERN MADAGASCAR, in case you thought, like I did, that the plague hasn’t been in existence since the Black Plague. No, no, my friend, it is still quite prevalent.

2.       This morning I opened up the sugar container, since all we eat for breakfast is white rice (I suppose this could be another thing I’ve gotten over…) and found a small colony of ants happily living in the sugar. I looked around the table and everyone else had taken the ant filled sugar and sprinkled it on their rice. I sighed to myself and then sprinkled sugar ants all over my rice and ate them. It’s a protein, right?

3.       Our group took a ferry boat to a peninsula called Katsepy. To board the ferry, of course you had to take off your shoes, walk through two feet of water and climb a slippery ramp. In moments like these, you look around and see these old Malagasy women passing you in the water and climbing the slippery slope like champs, and you think to yourself, ok, what’s the big deal? I can do this without whining too… And then the other part of you goes: “OH this is just a lawsuit waiting to happen!”

4.       A woman sat on me in the Taxi-Be yesterday. I guess it was her passive way of telling me to move over because we were sharing the seat? Or maybe she was just abusing the language barrier, so I was forced to scoot over.

So that brings me back to present time. I’m sitting in a pile of dirt in our backyard, watching cockroaches crawl past me and muttering “cadradraka” which means cockroach in Malagasy every time I see a new one. And every time this happens my family laughs hysterically and shouts “Miteny Malagasy ianao!” (You speak Malagasy), it has never stopped being funny. My dad handed me an ear of corn and I sat there eating it. This is when he told me I had become Malagasy and demanded that we take a picture, I'll post it later. 

My time in Mahajunga has been interesting. On the one hand, I’m impatiently waiting to get started with ISP which is our one month long project where all of the students are headed to different parts of the country to study a subject and then we return to Tana to present our findings. I’m so looking forward to having control over the little things in my life again, like sleeping schedule, the food I eat and bug control. I don’t think most families would be happy if I returned home with a can of insecticide and fumed their entire house… so at the moment I’m just coinciding with the little critters. On the other hand, Mahajunga has been a different experience that we haven’t gotten yet in Madagascar. Having a better grasp on French and Malagasy and entering “Module 3” (our calendar is broken into modules which basically represent our stages of freedom. For example, in Module 1 we were feed snacks regularly like small children and frequently received calls from our Academic Director who was ‘checking up’ on us.) has created a unique experience for our time in Mahajunga.

I realize I haven’t posted too much about Mahajunga, so here’s a quick summary of my thoughts since our time here is quickly wrapping up:

The people are less shocked by our presence (in comparison to the village) but still interested to talk to foreigners.

The crime rate is lower, so we’re allowed to be out after dark and don’t need to worry about being robbed at rust=y tetanus knife point.

There are pousse-pousse everywhere! I don’t understand how they get enough riders to support them/ their families, but it doesn’t stop them from asking us six times if we want a pousse-pousse ride. Speaking of pousse-pousses, I’m still weirded out/ confused by the pousse-pousse. So, you have this man who’s pulling a cart of people a relatively short distance. The man isn’t moving any faster than the people who are walking and is exerting much more physical energy than each person would exert to walk… so it seems very impractical right? But, then I realize that it provides jobs… sort of, since there’s such an abundance of pousse-pousses that there’s too much competition for it to actually be lucrative. And the people in the pousse-pousses are hardly doing any better since it’s so hot in this damn city and they’re moving at the same pace. Hmm. Someone told me it was just a means to express domination or imperialism, from one class to another, which I could understand, but just rubs me the wrong way.

This place is bumpin’ at night. In a not-horrible way, the people in this city remind me of the cockroaches that live in our WC. They are no where to be found during the day… when I walk in there in the morning, it’s almost a pleasant experience (pleasant is an ENTIRELY relative word in this country)  but then the sun goes down and there are dozens. WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE DAY? WHERE DO YOU HIDE? I DON’T UNDERSTAND! So yeah… those are my thoughts on the people hiding during the day.

I feel guilty for not taking an interest in the Malagasy language. Over the past couple days, I’ve had to do some assignments for Malagasy class that have actually required me to exert some effort to learn a little of the language. That’s when I realized that It’s not that hard… I could have done this… I’m OK with languages, which means I’m in remedial Malagasy entirely because of my refusal to deem Malagasy worthy of studying. I kind of suck in that regard. Too bad we only have too more classes left. Oops!

I have never encountered this kind of heat before. Ahh!

There are a lot of religions in this city. I wrote an entry about our visit to a mosque, but it was after drinking whiskey with Bruno and I wasn’t as p.c. as I’d like to be in a blog, so I held that one back, however, in a few words, the visit was really interesting. I didn’t know very much about the Muslim religion before going and I’m glad that I’ve had that experience. All of the girls were required to wear lambas (a long rectangle of cloth that people tie and wear as skirts or dresses here) around their waists, which went down to our calves/ankles. We also had to wear lambas over our heads, with the intention of covering our hair. Then, in French of course, a man told us if anyone was on their period they were forbidden from entering the mosque. That was a little awkward. The boys who were wearing shorts also had to wear lambas, but nothing on their heads. It was also around 100 Fahrenheit that day, so some of the girls in the group were a little discontent, to say the least. I also learned that it is both a challenge to remain open and accepting to other ideas and world views, but sometimes, that’s necessary to do and can be helpful for learning. And there, that’s my politically correct description of my experience. Next topic.

Seafood is big here. Fortunately I’ve gone into each of the homestays with “allergic to seafood” on my papers, so it hasn’t been too much of an issue. Except for last night when my family had crab and decided to feed me rice with an inch wide piece of zebu from the day before’s meal. Oh… ok. (*Cultural note, after learning in Greece that Tuna is not really considered seafood and having the awkward situation where I was served a heaping pile of tuna on lettuce after saying I was allergic to fish, I have learned here that crabs and shrimp are seen in a similar light. Be specific and use hand gestures if necessary. Yes, this means that I have acted out the motions of crabs, lobsters and shrimp to get my point across. And props to you if you can act out a shrimp because that’s a challenge.)

On average, we drink about 2.5 – 3 liters of water a day, sometimes 4-5 liters. I really can’t stress how sweaty it is in this city.

There are tiny lizards that live on our walls. Initially I was confused about why there were 7 lizards on the wall of the family room and six in my bedroom, but soon learned that they eat the mosquitos. And god, are there a lot of mosquitos in this house. The lizards must feast. They also make a weird bird chirping noise when they’re bored, fyi.

The word for mouse in French is “souris.” It took me a little while to figure out what we were chasing in my room, but I kept hearing “Regard! Le souris!” (Look! The mouse!) and my response was “Souris…. Qu’est que c’est?” (Mouse… what is this?) and they would stare at me and try to act out the motions of a mouse. These are also difficult to mime.

It was my turn to pray at dinner last night. Oh look, I’m Catholic again! At least I can fake it better than some of the other students on the trip who weren’t even raised a religion and struggle to figure out which direction the sign of the cross goes when they fake bless themselves.

Speaking of the other students, I really like them. It’s such a different group than I’ve ever encountered. Maybe the group that chooses to come to Madagascar is a bit self-selecting, but pretty much everyone is a bit… different. Not in a crazy way, but just that they don’t fit the mold of “normal person.” Most of them are really interesting, and smart and great to hang out with. I’m kind of bummed to split up with the group for ISP.

Sleeping on a bed that’s 5 inches too short is miserable. Especially when you’re feet can’t hang off the edges. I now empathize with all of the really really tall people who live in the US. It sucks to not fit in a country. I shouldn’t complain too much though because there’s some people who are 6 foot or taller on this trip and they really struggle. This is a place for tiny people.
OK I’m tired of writing up things for Mahajunga. It’s not that eventful in terms of stories or interesting facts. I like it mostly because I like my host-family and I want to savor the time I have left with the group, but it’s not my favorite city we’ve visited. A lot of that is because of the heat and ghost town effect, but in general, I just don’t vibe with this city. ( sorry for the weird slang, I don’t know how to better put it) 

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Weekend Fun

Friday

We went to Katsepy. It was kind of boring so I’ll spare you the writing and just post some pictures. We traveled there by ferry and back on tiny speed boats.

                                              




                                              


                                             
On shore, we spotted a fishing boat called “Jemes Bond” from Thailand. I felt obligated to take a picture.

"Jemes Bond" 
                                            
On land, we visited another mosque (this time lambas weren’t necessary but period-ridden women were still forbidden, I post about the first mosque later… sorry this is kind of backwards) and the “chef de focotatny” who’s like the head of small villages or towns. We also ate lunch and visited a bunch of mangrove trees.
On the ride home we traveled by speed boat. It was kind of fun… compared to the ferry.

Vasha on a boat
Our boat driver, like a boss.
                                                  

Me looking super cute and happy

BEAUTIFUL SKY

Friday Night
                It’s been a while since I’ve been able to safely go out at night and I have to say that it’s such a relief to be able to walk around a city without risking a decent chance that you’ll get mugged or run into some unsavory people. So for that reason, Mahajunga is great.
                This weekend we went to a concert for a group called Mika sy Davis (Mika & Davis) at the Maison du Culture. I’ve never been to a concert where the power went out three times for several minutes, but hey, welcome to Madagascar! The group was good, despite the fact that we couldn’t understand a word. After the concert we walked to the Bord de la Mer, which is kind of like a boardwalk without any cool stuff on it, and found an outdoor restaurant that cooked kabobs in front of you. The place was packed and made you wonder where on earth of the people go during the day because this place is actually a ghost town in midafternoon.
                We played a drinking game that lasted about 10 minutes at this restaurant.
Rules of the game: Drink every time a vehicle without 4-wheels passes by us. (This included pousse-pousses, motorcycles, 6-wheeled busses, bicycles, and anything else).
Reason the game failed: THERE ARE SO MANY ABNORMAL VEHICLES IN THIS CITY. We were drinking every 2 seconds and it got a little absurd.
Saturday Morning
                Saturday morning was spent at a “fete” (party) which is in quotation marks because it was comprised of 5 hours of waiting and 1 hour of fete, and then my dad said we needed to go home because my host sister had lessons for something. Womp womp. I did travel there in style though…


And yes, they made me ride in the front because I’m a fragile vasha who cannot sit in the back with all of the other people. The driver and I had some really interesting conversations in my limited Malagasy…


Then for 5 hours I took pictures of random things. At one point my entire family left me on the mat and a crowd of creepy Malagasy men descended and proceeded to ask me if I needed  help scraping the dirt off of my sandals… It was possibly the weirdest pick up line I’ve ever heard. Then my dad returned, thought it was really funny and laughed at me instead of telling them to leave. Thanks dad!




Saturday Night

On Saturday night, I went out with the other students. Without giving the strange details of the night, I’ll summarize by saying we went to a bar, ended up at a Malagasy ball where 10 year olds were violently grinding on a dance floor and then found ourselves in a fancy house owned by a French man who moved to Mahajunga 10 years ago and drank whiskey with him. It was really weird…  I spent the night at C’s house where there was air conditioning and a bed that wasn’t 5 inches too short. I am jealous. They also had chocolate croissants in the morning. Arg.

Sunday
Sunday day was spent at the beach with all of the host families and students. It was really fun and I’d almost call myself tan. Now, that’s a first.
I played terrible volleyball with a bunch of kids. This made me SO HAPPY even though all I wanted to do was teach them proper techniques. Volleyball withdrawl, ah! 

Monday, March 28, 2011

Mahajunga

I haven't posted recently mostly because I've been really busy and haven't had the same kind of free time that I had in Tana. My bedroom, seen below is seperated by a curtain to the rest of the house and the family has no qualms about coming in and sitting on my floor if they spot me sitting in there, so I haven't had too much time to write.


We have a classroom in the Alliance Francais and are still having regular class until the end of the week which means from 8 AM to 5 PM we're usually pretty busy with class and lectures. It kind of feels like high school.

Mahajunga is beautiful and right by the water, but also is a ghost town, so afternoons get a little lonely.

This is the largest baobab in Madagascar! Cool!


I'll try to write a more substantial post later, but right now we have craploads of work as we're preparing for ISP which starts on Monday. I'm spending the next month living by myself and doing research in Fort Dauphin which is at the very bottom of Madagascar. I'm excited!

Ok more later.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A Madagascar Cause and Effect Exercise

Cause: Casually ask Bruno about whether or not people run in Mahajunga.

Effect: Bruno decides you both will go running every day at 5:00 AM.

Extended Effects: You can’t walk because you’re so sore. / You kind of hate Bruno a little bit.

Cause: You get up in the middle of the night and go outside to pee.

Effect: The entire family wakes up as well because the house is tiny and goes to look for you with flashlights.

Extended Effect: Bruno becomes concerned that you’re mal au ventre and demands the status of your digestive system after every bathroom visit.

Cause: You buy a bottle of wine from the grocery store but then realize you have no cups with which to drink it.

Effect: You search through all your belongings looking for something that you serve the purpose of a cup. Instead you drink 1.5 liters of water in 30 minutes so you can use the bottle for drinking.

Extended Effect: You feel a little bit like an alcoholic and you’re too full from water to enjoy the wine.

Cause: You’re in Mahajunga.

Effect: You sweat through all of your clothing at all hours of the day.

Extended Effect: You’re the filthiest you’ve ever been in your life.

Cause: Bruno likes American music.

Effect: Céline Dion comes on the stereo. You feel the need belt the song.

Extended Effect: The entire family thinks you’re a lunatic.

Cause: You have yet to snap into academic mode during your study abroad program.

Effect: You’re put in remedial classes and turn in horrible papers.

Extended Effect: Not much, just a lot of self-loathing.

Cause: Philadelphia sports teams come close to championships but lose a lot.

Effect: I’ve seen Sixers, Eagles and Phillies paraphernalia, but no other team, while in Madagascar.

Extended Effect: I just think it’s funny.

Cause: In Malagasy culture, the people eat rice with every meal.

Effect: I eat rice with every meal because I’m trying to respect the culture.

Extended Effect: I think I will manage to return to the US both nutritionally deprived and fatter, which is almost an impressive feat.

Welcome to Remedial Malagasy

Well, I’ve never been in a remedial class before, but like they say, there’s a first time for everything and since Madagascar has already led to a lot of other first things, why not add this to the list.

What is Remedial Malagasy you might ask? On arriving to Mahajunga, our language teachers changed up our pre-existing language groups and sorted them by skill. There’s the top Malagasy group, comprised of people who have really taken to the language. They use it when ordering food at restaurants, cracking jokes with the teachers and their host families and teaching each the other Malagasy all-stars Malagasy songs. Sometimes we resent them. Middle Malagasy is comprised of the people who have had some struggles picking up the language, but are still progressing at an average rate. And then we have remedial Malagasy. Remedial Malagasy is the lowest Malagasy language class. It’s composed of six members of our group who have completely failed at learning the Malagasy language, and I am one of them. Sometimes in class we look at picture cartoons and point out the things of which we know the Malagasy words. These are very few. Most of the time is spent speaking in hushed English while our language teacher yells “Tsy miteny Anglais!” (Don’t speak English) and we respond with “Tsy Mazava” (I don’t understand) and continue to speak in English. It’s really kind of pathetic. What might even been sadder is the collection of words we have picked up. This list is very short so I will write it here:

Saka – Cat
Alika – Dog
Tsy Mazava – I don’t understand
Vary – Rice
Loaka – Everything that isn’t rice (yes, that’s actually it’s meaning. I hope this clarifies the extent to which these people eat rice…)
Sambo – Boat
Betay – One who poops after dinner
Matory – To sleep
Mihinina – To eat
Tsy malala fomba – You have no manners
Mangainga – Lier
Nuna – Boobs
Mafana – hot

So as you might imagine, our conversations are kind of limited and incredibly impractical. Today our teacher asked us to make full question sentences and ask them to each other. Here was Mike’s and my conversation:

Michelle: Manana firy saka ianoa? (How many cats do you have?)
Mike: Tsy manana saka aho (I don’t have any cats.)
Mike: Manana firy sambo ianao? (How many boats do you have?)
Michelle: Diman zato (500)
Michelle: Mianana mafana be goddamn etu ? (Why is it so goddamn hot here?)
Mike: *Searches limited Malagasy répertoire* A cause du soleil… (French: Because of the sun)
Hanta (langague prof): MITENY MALAGASY! (Speak in Malagasy!)
Mike: Comment dit-on “soleil”? (French: How do you say sun?)
Hanta: Masoandro, c’est les yeux de le jour (Sun, it means the eyes of the day)
Michelle (to Mike): They translated sun to be eyes of the day… seriously?
Mike: Culturally inappropriate response that I will not transcribe.
Michelle: Another culturally inappropriate response that I will not transcribe.
Both of us: Inappropriateword this language.

And that, is remedial Malagasy.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Now Playing in the Mahajunga Movie Theater


The Girl with the Unstable Lamba
                A white American wanders around an empty Madagascar town during mid-afternoon. Little does she know, her lamba will fall off in the middle of a street. A taxi-be full of passengers will stop as the driver makes smooch noises out of the window. A homeless woman will also corner her in an ally when she tries to fix the fallen lamba. She will spend the rest of the day holding the lamba with one hand and somehow, have the lamba get progressively shorter…

The People Who Never Sleep
                Based in a coastal Madagascar town, this documentary features a city of people who live in one of the hottest cities in Madagascar. They wake at 4:30 to enjoy the coolest part of the day and go out after dinner until 11:30. Their middle of the day siesta allows them to sleep/sweat through the hottest part of the day, but only lasts an hour. WHEN DO THEY SLEEP?

Baby Police (in English)
A small African boy, who speaks broken English, stars in this 10 part movie series in which he dresses up as a gendarme and stops cars to take money. This movie also features a police dance number, musical transition songs that sing the phrase “Baby Police” on repeat and a shakey hand held camera.
*If you express interest in this movie because of incredible bizarre-ness, your family will play it during every meal and before bed.
*This is actually a real movie… yeah. 

Cockroaches Attack III
                In this third horror/adventure film of the Cockroaches Attack series, we witness the bathroom adventures of one vahsa with a weak flashlight in the scariest WC ever recorded on film. Brace yourself for moments of pure fear, cockroaches that run over toes and a look into a cockroach hole on the side of the wall. You just might leave this film saying “Note to self: NEVER SHINE YOUR FLASHLIGHT IN A COCKROACH HOLE. You silly, silly girl. What did you expect?”

Namara
                In this linguistic documentary, we witness the challenge of pronouncing the “ch” sound in English for the Malagasy people. This would be the sound found in the words “children” “chunder” oh, and “Michelle.” As a result, different words and names are used. Cue the weirdest nickname in existence, Namara.


Mornings with Bruno
                Watch as a 40 year old Malgasy man named Bruno and a 20 year old vasha named Namara wake up at 4:30 to go jogging together on the “Bord de la Mer.” You will laugh at the funny shoes worn, cry at the out of shape-ness of both parties and ogle at the Franglish that is spoken in between exhausted dry heaves.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Tonga Soa Mahajunga!

A few words about my third homestay. Location: Majunga or Mahajunga (located on the West Coast of Madagascar). Known for being really, really, really hot.But seriously… really hot.

- My family is super adorable. They’ve never hosted a student before, and I’m so happy I got a newbie family for once.

- The standard of living is slightly higher than that of the village. I only say slightly higher because they sort of have electricity here, but then again, I say sort of… I’m also glad about this because I feel like this is going to be like the village stay that I never got to experience.

- There are more cockroaches in the WC than I’ve ever seen in my life. I think it’s a testament to how much I’ve gotten over bugs by the fact that I got myself to pee in there. There also is no toilet paper.
- Dinner was so yummy. That’s cool.

- The kids continually make my heart burst because they’re learning English and like to practice with me. They are so freaking cute. I love them. I love them.

- They don’t go to sleep immediately after dinner which is an awesome change of pace. Tonight we took chairs outside, sat under a tree, chatted in French/English/Malagasy (and literally a perfect combination of all three) then took a late night promenade because Mahajunga is awesome and not dangerous like Tana and then drank a delicious chocolate coconut liquor which is definitely going make me sick because they poured massive amounts of tap water into it. Oh well.

- I have a room (sort of, divided by curtains) to myself, which is always a plus.

- We’re going out drinking next Saturday night with his little brother.

- I watch Soccer on the teeny TV with the kids. It’s great and I don’t even care that it’s probably a game that aired months ago since I don’t regularly watch soccer.

- There are small lizards that run around my room. I keep trying to catch them but they are SO FAST! One day… one day…

- My family’s adorable. I’m going to bed because we’re going to church at 5:30 in the morning… which is whatever, and I’m probably going to have nightmares about all the cockroaches I saw in the bathroom… but it’s OK because I’m in Mahajunga.

The next day…

They didn’t go to sleep until midnight. Wooooah, such a change of pace here. But then they woke up at 4:25… why? Church was two hours long. Apparently I’m Catholic again since explaining anything else is too difficult. They use the same exact wafer in Madagascar as the United States. Way to go religion. I also fell asleep 6 times. It was embarrassing.

I washed all my clothes. Expert hand washer!

We ate a breakfast of things there were almost pancakes, AWESOME. But then something else that they called “tea” but was actually hot water (possibly not boiled) and condensed milk with a sprinkle of cocoa. Not tea. It was….. interesting?

And now I’m sitting in my room listening to American music blasting on speakers because my dad loves American classic rock. Yes! And eating guava. But I just realized I don’t know how to eat guava since there’s a bajillion seeds that seem unchewable…

Saint Patrick’s Day 2011

Well, I spent my favorite holiday sitting in our vahsa van for about 12+ hours en route to Majunga. The trip was pretty bearable. Somehow we’ve managed to still come up with new car games, so my game collection has expanded exponentially. <3 car rides. As per usual, I took some pictures along the way.





An hour outside of the national park we were staying at, called Ankarafantsika, we got a flat tire which resulted in 17 vasha standing on the side of the road in the rain for about an hour. Fortunately they had a spare and our handy bus driver was able to put the spare tire on in the darkness. It was special…
We arrived at the campsite at dark and there was no light since the generators had already been turned off. This is our camp site.


And my lovely tent-mate.



Yes, they fit two people and all of our luggage for the entire trip in those tents. It was cramped to say the least. But there weren’t any bugs inside, so yay!
The next morning we went on a nature walk and saw some lemurs and chameleons.


The tiny sportive lemur. We also watched the Raptor Bird, the sportive lemur’s predator circle and think about eating him. Exciting!


 A super cool lemur who enjoyed watching us more than we enjoyed watching him.



A fifth grade picture of our footwear. Yes, I did bring Vibram toe shoes to Madagascar and wear them often.




We also saw a project working to repopulate an almost extinct duck population. It was interesting because there are like 40 of this population left in the world… but it also doesn’t have a natural habitat anymore and possibly can’t survive on its own… ever. My thoughts on this program were mixed. Also, the pictures of the ducks aren’t very interesting so I’m not uploading any.
And then I let Ashley take my camera. So these next couple are her’s.

Kely (tiny in Malagasy) Turtles!


And then we became slightly bored with the presentation so we started doing things like this…



Then we went to a women’s weaving place. The pictures from that are just silly because we were really bored. I’ll spare you.

And now we’re in Mahajunga with our new families! Pictures to come.





Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Wait, I’m not ready to leave Tana…

I LOVE my host family here. I’m not ready to leave. Eek!
I just got the Taxi-Be system down. I feel less and less like thieves are going to knife my bag and steal all my belongings (even though my host mom showed me her bag that got knifed when she was at the market yesterday and I was mobbed by beggar children on the Rue de Independence who unzipped my bag and tried to kick me… but these things are tolerable). I’ve found some cool places among the dozens of shady ones. I like being by resources. I’ve even taken a trip or two to some medical facilities… which could be a blog post in itself, but there still are some things I’d rather not share with the internet world. Long story short, bring a dictionary, check your dignity at the door, don’t expect any sort of dressing gowns and use a lot of hand motions. You’ll get through it.
Anywho, I warmed up to Tana and am reluctant to leave. The next leg of our trip is supposed to be fantastic and a lot of people from previous trips have called it their favorite city. Majunga! It’s a super, super hot coastal town on the West side of Madagascar. Pictures are probably better than my description, so I’ll post an entry when I get there. Correction, if I get there. The trip’s going to take at least 12 hours in our van. Yay!
To close out my Tana adventure, I had a fantastic weekend wandering around and doing things with the family.
On Saturday, I went to Jumbo (the strange American supermarket) and found the ingredients to make Irish Sweet Potatoes, since Saint Patrick’s Day is coming up, but I’ll be spending it in the Vahsa Van (our name for the van that fits our entire group) probably still celebrating. So I told my family all about Saint Patty’s Day and the Irish Potato Famine. It was a great culture lesson that was awkwardly translated by me. My mom wanted to write down the recipe for Irish Sweet Potatoes (which include powdered sugar, butter, little bit of milk, grated coconut and vanilla, rolled in cinnamon) and so she asked me the name of them. My literal translation came out to be “Potatoes with sugar from Ireland” now in her recipe book it actually says “Les Pommes de terre avec sucre d’Ireland” it was freaking adorable.




And now I can also say, Malagasy people LOVE Irish Sweet Potatoes. I made a lot, with the intention of bringing them to school (I know it’s like third grade…) for the other students, but my family has gone and eaten almost all of them. It’s so funny. They’re making them next Sunday by themselves, which makes me sad because I won’t be there. It makes me happy though to think that the two ways I will be remembered is by Irish Sweet Potatoes and introducing peanut butter on bananas. I won’t be surprised if I come back to visit, and they’re all gained 10 pounds.
And the cutest thing in the world: For dinner that night, they bought real potatoes so that we could have both. All throughout dinner when someone would ask to pass the potatoes, the other person would say “les pommes de terre vrai ou pas vrai? Ahahaha” (The real potatoes or fake potatoes? Ahahaha) God I love them.
 
After Irish Potato making, we went to the zoo!
For starters, the zoo chargers foreigners about 10 times more than Malagasy, which would be absolutely ridiculous anywhere else in the world… but here, apparently it’s the norm. Racism takes on a really interesting form here.
The zoo was equal parts cool, and depressing. Pictures are probably better than my words…

Giant turtles! Cool.

Camels that were a gift from Gaddafi… Cool?
Statue of white guy that founded the park. Depressing.



 Saw a picture opportunity and dragged Mom over to the sign. Apparently, the sign was indicating the origin of different plants on either side… but I’m not too sure and decided to make it a picture opportunity. It took them a minute or two to figure it out, but then they thought it was funny. Strange.

 The saddest lemur on the planet. DEPRESSING.

 Being able to feed a lemur, even though the sign says INTERDIT! (not allowed) because I’m a vasha… Cool & Depressing.

 Lemurs that live on a teeny lemur island and can never escape because lemurs are afraid of water… Depressing.
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The crocodile that ate a man’s hand off a couple weeks ago. No, but seriously. It ate his entire hand, like the guy from Happy Gilmore, but real life. And he still works there… Apparently things like this happen somewhat often…come on Madagascar... I think we can find a better way to prevent these things. DEPRESSING.
The COOLEST bird I’ve ever seen. COOL!

So there you have it… the zoo in Tana is equal parts cool and depressing.

Fun things I learned! (Fun being a relative word…)
-          The zoo breeds guinea pigs solely for snake food. I found the cage and said Cool! Guinea Pigs! and a man who worked there said, “Non, c’est le déjeuner des serpents.” (No, that’s the snake’s lunch) “Oh… cool….” I said as I walked away with big eyes.
-          My family steals pieces of Aloe plants from the zoo. Apparently this is OK…
-          Turtles can live up to 500 years! Zut alors! Turtle sex is unpleasant to watch.
-          Small birds in snake cages are not happy to be in snake cages. It’s possibly the most depressing sight I saw at the zoo.
-          The “Nocturnal Lemur House” was the second most depressing thing I’ve ever seen. Think: dark room, small lemurs, filthy glass, several branches and a long tube to sleep it.
-          People will latch on to your group, tell you things about the animals and then demand money at the end of park. Awkward…
-          Snakes won’t eat food that’s already dead. Hence the guinea pig and small bird incidents.
-          Camels don’t really do much of anything…
-          The Ferris Wheel was powered by two men who push the chairs around. No motor, no electricity. Hilarious to watch.
-          Lemurs don’t like being in small cages…
-          Birds don’t like being in small cages…
-          Crocodiles don’t like being in small cages… (They also enjoy eating hands.)

D’accord. C’est tout pour maintenant.